flandusdestiel:

gothgirlsonly:

everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards

i have seen a new world

ollivander:

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

#now we can finally have it our way

octupac:

hi someone give me $1000 to buy cute clothes thanks 

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

#then everything changed when the Christians attacked

stopstealingmythoughts:

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

hello, this is 911. you have an emergency, i can sense it.

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself

stab-tier:

do you ever see old people and ask their name and think “wow that’s a good name for an old person” and then wonder how they lived life as a young person with an old person name

larry-gaymas:

do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl

playstation2chainz:

so ur telling me all mothers were born today

youresuchabaka:

senpai goes through his emo stage

he renames himself senpain

anime-drug-addict: