so i went to the nurses office about my sleeping problems and she was asking me typical nurse questions and finally she was just like “are you sexually active” and I said yes and she just kind of gave me this look and said “masturbation doesn’t count you realise?” and thats the story of how I was burned by my school’s nurse.
oh my FUCKING GOODNESS LOOK AT YOU
Oh my god it just looks so proud of itself.
i am leopard.
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When I was like 6 years old I was woken up in the middle of night by a voice saying “play with me play with me” over and over and I stayed awake for two hours terrified as the voice continued and then I realized it was a furby
HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF
LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY
Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something.
That pigeon did not fall.
IT WAS PUSHED.
I’m like the worse person to go to for comfort.
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