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PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT SOMEONE I KNOW/ONCE KNEW WITH THAT NAME

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thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

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naturallystrong:


castielgratia:


I fucking laughed so hard.

naturallystrong:

castielgratia:

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I fucking laughed so hard.

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preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

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thatstheriddle:

sherokutakari:

deanbelievesinwholockholmes:

bennydict:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

EVERYONE

SHES NOT JOKING

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winteroftheeleventh:

brood-mother:

slunchy:

magicnein:

let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys

here i’ll start

*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke

[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit

[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?

[draws dicks on literally everything in sight] hahaha no homo

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ben-addict:

If the insult doesn’t cut them deep, Benedict’s cheekbones will instead damn

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
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psychoticmusichead:

me when the smart kid in class gets the answer wrong

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rations:

fiona be like “im still supreme”

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dafeater:

waltass:

VIRGINIA JUST LEGALIZED GAY MARRIAGE FIRST STATE IN THE SOUTH 30 MINUTES AGO HELL FUCKIN YEA TURN THE FUCK UP IN THIS STATE FUNCTION

FUCK YEAH VIRGINIA

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cellostar-galactica:

panic:

Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.

Lola don’t give a shit. Lola got places to be. 

cellostar-galactica:

panic:

Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.

Lola don’t give a shit. Lola got places to be. 

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breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

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"Oreki-san… did you loo —- nevermind!"

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